Friday, December 9, 2011

From Russia With Love

For your Christmas music collection.

Children, listen up. If a crocodilewolfsquid stops you and asks if you'd like to see his pet crayfish and listen to some records, walk away.

A bashful fuzzy wuzzy ant. NOT a poo with eyes.

Merry Christmas. But tread carefully, Santa has a gun and a rocket.

Poor Santa got frostbite and tragically lost his nose after a failed attempt at Everest. Next year, Santa, next year.

2 comments:

  1. At lease Santa wore protective eye wear so he did not go snow blind.

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  2. Thank goodness for the small things.

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