For your Christmas music collection.
Children, listen up. If a crocodilewolfsquid stops you and asks if you'd like to see his pet crayfish and listen to some records, walk away.
A bashful fuzzy wuzzy ant. NOT a poo with eyes.
Merry Christmas. But tread carefully, Santa has a gun and a rocket.
Poor Santa got frostbite and tragically lost his nose after a failed attempt at Everest. Next year, Santa, next year.