Friday, December 9, 2011

From Russia With Love

For your Christmas music collection.

Children, listen up. If a crocodilewolfsquid stops you and asks if you'd like to see his pet crayfish and listen to some records, walk away.

A bashful fuzzy wuzzy ant. NOT a poo with eyes.

Merry Christmas. But tread carefully, Santa has a gun and a rocket.

Poor Santa got frostbite and tragically lost his nose after a failed attempt at Everest. Next year, Santa, next year.


  1. At lease Santa wore protective eye wear so he did not go snow blind.

  2. Thank goodness for the small things.