I don't understand this on any level. Sad clown. Golden goose donning a red bow. What am I supposed to learn from this? Please, someone, help me out here.
Nobody panic; a call has already been placed to the ASPCA.
Hobo-Clown wandered so far that he ended up at the North Pole. After hours of listening to Oh Christmas Tree and Jingle Bells played harmonica-style, Santa posed for this glamour shot to pacify Hobo-Clown and then sent Hobo-Clown on his way.