Gifts that generate more questions than answers are always prime for re-gifting. Here are a few excellent examples:

"Mommy, why is Santa wearing Grandma's lipstick? And her blush? And her blue eyeshadow? Will he still come to the house if I don't give him a hug?"

"Mommy, why does Santa look so angry? And smell like cough syrup?"

"Mommy, where is Santa's body?"
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