tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70772552002143836472024-02-18T23:46:58.837-06:00Fruitcake DaydreamUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-19770588671975041302011-12-22T07:21:00.006-06:002011-12-23T08:43:02.142-06:00Suzy Snowflake<center>As Christmas Day draws near, I am finding myself with less time to search for all the kitsch and quirk of Christmas. So here is Suzy Snowflake, my gift to you. There is no punch line, just sweetness all around. Totally love it. For any girl or boy who grew up in Chicago and watched the Bozo Show, you will know this well. And to my lovely sister, Gretchen, I shall always hold dear our alternate lyrics to this Christmas classic. </center><br /><br /><iframe width="459" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xaUBpsn4QjQ?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-91028746755406473982011-12-22T06:57:00.010-06:002011-12-22T07:28:28.902-06:00Gifts from the Sea<center>Next time you find yourself oceanside, remember that those shells you are collecting can be turned into festive cold hard cash on the craft sale circuit.</center><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj14lIjclBwD3C5ECBuZBM3UddxmHyUSOZ0It2zY4XhlvaBvoJZgbQzHIAgtfarc5_xy0kEBWUoeSlpKQ6UVsDa52OAjxi4Qj5D3m0KYS3Q9iBJusCSnBowp_hAkoPz965tsXH2F3rHGew/s1600/santashell2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 262px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj14lIjclBwD3C5ECBuZBM3UddxmHyUSOZ0It2zY4XhlvaBvoJZgbQzHIAgtfarc5_xy0kEBWUoeSlpKQ6UVsDa52OAjxi4Qj5D3m0KYS3Q9iBJusCSnBowp_hAkoPz965tsXH2F3rHGew/s320/santashell2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5688937349731241330" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNluf74dwQotKymEVkCo1AmGSQo3kV76CzbT9Vb_1b26oQwpuRybDvivMQ1Ah6uvBLjvAwdOHk-uIxCsw4Y942gcUc-V9AHRdyuJoqT20p7p3jGGkDqVebpwSU7EbLVln1moAKZKFDYGs/s1600/santashell4.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6Cx1XVB93zLBcyiSpCNuiumGH7YLagMjycnQHpbvLLKFZKQcn28_smM-bi5XfW4e0g-f0FC-w_D6PpTjskMVsGCgVMHYRqtbjGEgB1ctaF6LD6ndTMb181H-AgroR_EqevqOgIMwtSHI/s320/babyinbelly.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5688373915883771938" /></a><br /><center>Baby's first ugly Christmas sweater. </center><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQBU3qiiE0EbVt2oWCZV1oWm5huICZ6ExnYoMyxEoFhRCgNqhQCnHo__zcz3E-ye3nEsMvIqJyNy5rEtDyubiMYxbmBtOyNB20TDHJeKjWZln3XNpo0dpBPJowWW6Y4TIwHdLm8vZ-iB8/s1600/babyinbelly2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQBU3qiiE0EbVt2oWCZV1oWm5huICZ6ExnYoMyxEoFhRCgNqhQCnHo__zcz3E-ye3nEsMvIqJyNy5rEtDyubiMYxbmBtOyNB20TDHJeKjWZln3XNpo0dpBPJowWW6Y4TIwHdLm8vZ-iB8/s320/babyinbelly2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5688373833524237666" /></a><br /><center> A wise choice for any holiday gathering for the mom-to-be. </center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-35881768686836204702011-12-17T21:07:00.011-06:002012-05-20T20:28:00.947-05:00For the Outdoorsman<div style="text-align: center;">
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<center> RIP Rudolph 1939-2011 </center><br />
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<center> A green and holy way to recycle your shotgun shells. </center><br />
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<center> No words. </center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-41702782965962361002011-12-17T10:43:00.006-06:002011-12-17T21:33:03.415-06:00Christmas Records for You and Yours<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYTR8H6OWs51lKzh50P0UGlnP-rHXxlC5Q1OaKXGkWAgqEWa0_f2zxR5L-ukQkslIQSAx_INUdJ8vzegSVKF-Id2ajH3qdJPEgKtjrZfaooOJfrCfUMp3kctik33umePHvEtbdko0vz7c/s1600/jinglecats.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 302px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYTR8H6OWs51lKzh50P0UGlnP-rHXxlC5Q1OaKXGkWAgqEWa0_f2zxR5L-ukQkslIQSAx_INUdJ8vzegSVKF-Id2ajH3qdJPEgKtjrZfaooOJfrCfUMp3kctik33umePHvEtbdko0vz7c/s320/jinglecats.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5687140040775753170" /></a><br /><center>We actually HAVE this Christmas album. Meow-wowza.</center><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAQcEE2w-bzAFKbTrMK4mxR5WUuRZlB_RX3orkCep7OjT5BsZPqRxC02TZyE5AWTzFBtvyOtCNL7QsSXLbuh_UYZHEh7jRpa3YgmMPKR7cinsx1nkubDy1B762WzLRewWP-ULkkDfsojs/s1600/record4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAQcEE2w-bzAFKbTrMK4mxR5WUuRZlB_RX3orkCep7OjT5BsZPqRxC02TZyE5AWTzFBtvyOtCNL7QsSXLbuh_UYZHEh7jRpa3YgmMPKR7cinsx1nkubDy1B762WzLRewWP-ULkkDfsojs/s320/record4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5687139604627178434" /></a><br /><center> Ahhh...the dulcet tones of the Mistletoe Disco Band. They are da bomb.</center><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYc5uLeYbWB2F0yafiu6H9u0wyP-2fRbe42ceGtoKNt8nR_o3TcAT4E2xReTdjNeIPlQlD1nXQUZ_62TG5lXQf9if9xbHtKgHBhwg7FBQnNTkCtCfojjV1OXK9izaHQ10VCbjYVeTvz0Q/s1600/record3.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 318px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYc5uLeYbWB2F0yafiu6H9u0wyP-2fRbe42ceGtoKNt8nR_o3TcAT4E2xReTdjNeIPlQlD1nXQUZ_62TG5lXQf9if9xbHtKgHBhwg7FBQnNTkCtCfojjV1OXK9izaHQ10VCbjYVeTvz0Q/s320/record3.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5687139530780696146" /><br /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaGOu60Ml-Ul_Rsa7pAhJ6VzKXWgbchk3O3vdInZKLFqbETCOvOGeE8kg7PKLEcMdFCHiVyJPe5Im4CbzbxtCzkWKEbJcYMAluiDL8OBx_Wlwez3vMAYF_dNfsJhjJP9Sm1P-LKyiTido/s1600/record.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaGOu60Ml-Ul_Rsa7pAhJ6VzKXWgbchk3O3vdInZKLFqbETCOvOGeE8kg7PKLEcMdFCHiVyJPe5Im4CbzbxtCzkWKEbJcYMAluiDL8OBx_Wlwez3vMAYF_dNfsJhjJP9Sm1P-LKyiTido/s320/record.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5687139463951337394" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV2ZfbhoTWTa_COC6drKzePROKZOmsR8j8y8Qj7K_gvzAR5TwO7J9EXt_yIRdZrQCYWl0RUqmdhUmnAaRP0LMH8Xct4VM8heU6tpOMFHlnXutDm2yQWwt7OszO_iuyBLq8wfEIqM6jyS4/s1600/record5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV2ZfbhoTWTa_COC6drKzePROKZOmsR8j8y8Qj7K_gvzAR5TwO7J9EXt_yIRdZrQCYWl0RUqmdhUmnAaRP0LMH8Xct4VM8heU6tpOMFHlnXutDm2yQWwt7OszO_iuyBLq8wfEIqM6jyS4/s320/record5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5687139367113645122" /></a><br /><center> The picture on this record was taken before Tiger's untimely death at the hands of Sam the Butcher and after Fluffy's permanent trip to a really nice farm.</center><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim2OrEW0BZe07SC0WI8aMTBvKQm_A3_qYluEbOWYVCFVqVkanNLq9U7S8UMR4y9C4iv5Hg0dXRNI8W7c6paP7PO0AjxY34PtNWxg920kUSXS4bPsxWbiCxzL4vF2-q9WOssutQlnWiAt4/s1600/record6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim2OrEW0BZe07SC0WI8aMTBvKQm_A3_qYluEbOWYVCFVqVkanNLq9U7S8UMR4y9C4iv5Hg0dXRNI8W7c6paP7PO0AjxY34PtNWxg920kUSXS4bPsxWbiCxzL4vF2-q9WOssutQlnWiAt4/s320/record6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5687139234250609234" /></a><br /><center>I have never heard of the Humbards but am extremely impressed by their sense of style.</center><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisLRRkuecVg04CRrO3jNhl0J2AyZlN2EJla5-HSyYr-DY_0kLdrIOtqGi58sjq7KF_ySAvGemATJ-_uYfnP8a2czG_jgEA4cnfHwxd1A0inU6CV6LihvptIbNuZ4rKGZUeXM7oh9bsrUM/s1600/record7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisLRRkuecVg04CRrO3jNhl0J2AyZlN2EJla5-HSyYr-DY_0kLdrIOtqGi58sjq7KF_ySAvGemATJ-_uYfnP8a2czG_jgEA4cnfHwxd1A0inU6CV6LihvptIbNuZ4rKGZUeXM7oh9bsrUM/s320/record7.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5687139114848649074" /></a><br /><center>Jim and Tammy Bakker...just for you, Gretchen.</center><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4RT8ChYaa5KNiH1VJ3iwC4BEyBMNofBN2qOMzOYf7C9vyjsMMqrIcfqWliJNnn06VcRkKxVgUWjuXT6Qg4Dn4hZoYyi131jprwmp_UUPyo72adwfdJ2c6AWM3-RTjiDqsG9Wi1NHFiKM/s1600/record9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 249px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4RT8ChYaa5KNiH1VJ3iwC4BEyBMNofBN2qOMzOYf7C9vyjsMMqrIcfqWliJNnn06VcRkKxVgUWjuXT6Qg4Dn4hZoYyi131jprwmp_UUPyo72adwfdJ2c6AWM3-RTjiDqsG9Wi1NHFiKM/s320/record9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5687139045970703074" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-12543819841080012412011-12-14T10:08:00.000-06:002011-12-14T10:17:51.308-06:00More Christmas-Wear for the Men in Your Life<div style="text-align: center;">They're back! I don't know what else to say beyond the fact that these guys really know how to embrace their inner Christmas spirit. Jingle On, you men of all that's merry and bright.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXYo6lIpqGna2A6kvBwAxLmWdKexKVT1wZ1FukoWSlpXn_KG5WsPIR-XN5s2EXz6cY5ULtxXa3ZkomPOUn9BpA_iidccGfEMYawflZ8fYmJezvaZaynb7iaNzUvP8Hqzc4qBPIiV1cmW8/s1600/meninsweaters.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXYo6lIpqGna2A6kvBwAxLmWdKexKVT1wZ1FukoWSlpXn_KG5WsPIR-XN5s2EXz6cY5ULtxXa3ZkomPOUn9BpA_iidccGfEMYawflZ8fYmJezvaZaynb7iaNzUvP8Hqzc4qBPIiV1cmW8/s320/meninsweaters.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5686017116162014674" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ93VljXHzNGEh2OeIv7prl5A6bwRAzkIsR6NT3bkRTzM7JTH3fKvjwxvqRjIa5meggS93jTqaEdf7Wnefxyytq3aUM2JvPQy7ohNBnmTw8lJa6z8zxDFFpgZJ5pPVhZYAACftBG32sHk/s1600/meninsweaters2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGEeSfYzHuS4fCtCFpEID4V6FBW6_eFumeq_JhYxkIqRmkE8zzGTkQsO1jfPOEjU5hYYZvMlwGjeEgffMsWSwXG0hmk18y2QVuJZ0cE6otwGbMG0dwlIrGqYt322jwiaaUxqQze_Qmc5E/s320/meninsweaters4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5686016901632402290" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifzrNIOzaLfarLMf5IWXhygmWfeLKet6BDYqf6TjZvpyFrg52tRlEkfM8fAd3IwIkP2kwveGzBlcZqJ_qbx63wVuaS6PRAmJ8MgPRw3T8IDsyHIPOxEu86a8tpVfnhTdsjo-lZsvrvveI/s1600/meninsweaters5.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifzrNIOzaLfarLMf5IWXhygmWfeLKet6BDYqf6TjZvpyFrg52tRlEkfM8fAd3IwIkP2kwveGzBlcZqJ_qbx63wVuaS6PRAmJ8MgPRw3T8IDsyHIPOxEu86a8tpVfnhTdsjo-lZsvrvveI/s320/meninsweaters5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5686016843285053586" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeN-csm5JJyhltokKpB9TjiMqAD8FpjY6t-vJYDcbyby-T8JjepEbx1df7EbK-zOLmEq1HMXP6MK2DOFl7FHE6OmgwAYmWMY1c53DUaEE1eC7_HYwndOXeRqbLINVBgMt6yqspo3NnnGI/s1600/meninsweaters6.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeN-csm5JJyhltokKpB9TjiMqAD8FpjY6t-vJYDcbyby-T8JjepEbx1df7EbK-zOLmEq1HMXP6MK2DOFl7FHE6OmgwAYmWMY1c53DUaEE1eC7_HYwndOXeRqbLINVBgMt6yqspo3NnnGI/s320/meninsweaters6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5686016787828425090" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-8217941051213910772011-12-13T13:07:00.001-06:002011-12-13T20:38:30.541-06:00Nativities<div style="text-align: center;">This post works best while being sung to the tune of "This Little Piggie".</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrsy8094I03bWWcfY6R6iLUS1L5WjocIiYT7n_sqj_9R6dOV0oQtf6dhFQ1Ze9h3OEG0wTvlDBY1SzS0rrY0tTbSKH8gkJtJl4dfF1CRYE38ACZdXC-klLlDMgBVYbYtHrfCkuL0tm8LQ/s1600/nativity33.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrsy8094I03bWWcfY6R6iLUS1L5WjocIiYT7n_sqj_9R6dOV0oQtf6dhFQ1Ze9h3OEG0wTvlDBY1SzS0rrY0tTbSKH8gkJtJl4dfF1CRYE38ACZdXC-klLlDMgBVYbYtHrfCkuL0tm8LQ/s320/nativity33.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685693821101610002" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This baby Jesus rides a pick-up.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsqL0MY_nIljeIqf6lJJfrtZ6dyiUhpJNK04IjzFTGhMZKkoYZ1_5pjU6JaggjyHYuYv7F9ySoV-Xb_XE2dD0kjMOipddhkFHlbiTvJIOa6vxbU3V4aLyIwxnLCAX0iCEfS5WAW9khMPY/s1600/nativity1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsqL0MY_nIljeIqf6lJJfrtZ6dyiUhpJNK04IjzFTGhMZKkoYZ1_5pjU6JaggjyHYuYv7F9ySoV-Xb_XE2dD0kjMOipddhkFHlbiTvJIOa6vxbU3V4aLyIwxnLCAX0iCEfS5WAW9khMPY/s320/nativity1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685692354141115570" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This baby Jesus rides a Porsche.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi398wxQCT1Msu2cWxPdnT8-Knfrawcb5hCYSxY9sAy9TC6GpSmeGiBea8QbDB84TFBofMU4G8kImTAX2tLdKaQV29FJlATyf_uDFZYVFoa0GGTig_DHbvNGluB6Dqwr8rBw8eRPe1ozpk/s1600/nativity.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 307px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi398wxQCT1Msu2cWxPdnT8-Knfrawcb5hCYSxY9sAy9TC6GpSmeGiBea8QbDB84TFBofMU4G8kImTAX2tLdKaQV29FJlATyf_uDFZYVFoa0GGTig_DHbvNGluB6Dqwr8rBw8eRPe1ozpk/s320/nativity.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685692243591451122" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This baby Jesus is a merman.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCsSLVR35W66DKplKVVWGUxwrssiJh17YEKQ-t6u3DMV7alrpO1N0ICLxCy3Qij4iouFdUc-XubWtZFG6A3E9rAE48U9LUqew5cpMj2BYGizUh-Y_crWTwCxwXxe9k8-RBH-aa_TCAA8Y/s1600/nativity22.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCsSLVR35W66DKplKVVWGUxwrssiJh17YEKQ-t6u3DMV7alrpO1N0ICLxCy3Qij4iouFdUc-XubWtZFG6A3E9rAE48U9LUqew5cpMj2BYGizUh-Y_crWTwCxwXxe9k8-RBH-aa_TCAA8Y/s320/nativity22.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685692187675330898" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This baby Jesus is a dog.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl_yCRHFMkLoa1LPv9puSnASPp8zVyfxg3pBzJ5dXZ2is_D-umNM-lCaIcs07SFlv8kB_SvomboOwe_Ch-whXFGE0tYp1ZI9rzJHm94xlzvE7IcG7sdRW1WGT4Q57dWdtEVUSQlls9lpo/s1600/nativity4.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl_yCRHFMkLoa1LPv9puSnASPp8zVyfxg3pBzJ5dXZ2is_D-umNM-lCaIcs07SFlv8kB_SvomboOwe_Ch-whXFGE0tYp1ZI9rzJHm94xlzvE7IcG7sdRW1WGT4Q57dWdtEVUSQlls9lpo/s320/nativity4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685691908529935682" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">And this baby Jesus is an edible cake pop sporting a pacifier. Dee-licious!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-28340283536295424792011-12-12T08:39:00.000-06:002011-12-12T17:12:15.527-06:00A Very Zombie Christmas<div style="text-align: center;">A personal message to my most faithful reader, Gretchen. Please look away. Do not read this post. You will not like it. At all. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Julie, you will love this. And I hope that Santa treats you right and brings you the Zombie nativity. It would look so lovely on your mantle. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTXyqVVRAtgzRphWOzYfFYV-Qj9O8aaTtfZLMXcwjn1GAdk0k7iUH9nbnFon0ILZjI1A5MhjnDspqAHnlkdUpSB8x2G9dssk6SBvV-IH84YyfQDmNy6Rj9BecVe_xv4Peg7cuwFSss8oA/s1600/zombies.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 241px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTXyqVVRAtgzRphWOzYfFYV-Qj9O8aaTtfZLMXcwjn1GAdk0k7iUH9nbnFon0ILZjI1A5MhjnDspqAHnlkdUpSB8x2G9dssk6SBvV-IH84YyfQDmNy6Rj9BecVe_xv4Peg7cuwFSss8oA/s320/zombies.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685251862380339410" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-SGpEJVcsJQgS9ie-x3a28C70QUjL8tCMXq0B-QH-xRGIGfQOmwOqFjbz49QnKdCvto7ODq0Dtcue5OGGBgUeXOJE_amA2W8_qZzYnaZ7iTTogyel3tjcW2Kv_yuLCqLB5PpB2qRb_z4/s1600/zombie2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-SGpEJVcsJQgS9ie-x3a28C70QUjL8tCMXq0B-QH-xRGIGfQOmwOqFjbz49QnKdCvto7ODq0Dtcue5OGGBgUeXOJE_amA2W8_qZzYnaZ7iTTogyel3tjcW2Kv_yuLCqLB5PpB2qRb_z4/s320/zombie2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685251781037357794" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-SGpEJVcsJQgS9ie-x3a28C70QUjL8tCMXq0B-QH-xRGIGfQOmwOqFjbz49QnKdCvto7ODq0Dtcue5OGGBgUeXOJE_amA2W8_qZzYnaZ7iTTogyel3tjcW2Kv_yuLCqLB5PpB2qRb_z4/s1600/zombie2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><br /></a></div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-13391981554492201052011-12-11T15:43:00.001-06:002011-12-11T15:50:19.432-06:00A Little Dolly to Love<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg77IVDYOAqe4PHYHcFhqRo4HHD7gLZjrtfOGyVXedfFWHdya1g6KLsRZ-jKEX1ENMlXtgyeiSLDP0sQW-xVxtYldtndkLql4w8do8bXt7EfKsw02fGT0-yNlltvUK4zxFsWOgnOYzveI4/s1600/dolly.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 184px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg77IVDYOAqe4PHYHcFhqRo4HHD7gLZjrtfOGyVXedfFWHdya1g6KLsRZ-jKEX1ENMlXtgyeiSLDP0sQW-xVxtYldtndkLql4w8do8bXt7EfKsw02fGT0-yNlltvUK4zxFsWOgnOYzveI4/s320/dolly.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684990114465370082" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">A dolly with two sides (1) When she's a brunette, she's a little blue...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwR6uySn7igEQl6EWwpra_MAwQ0roBB3PU3xO_qrYeYtTzdCQ6EkEcV78pwhjj_5-HlJRqU-Pi_P_R3rBjcFdp6jytvSAM-2ASHGxLQSZx-zzoLcNUiQPvorsnXtBWtAlnVh5Wo7-gHQI/s1600/dolly2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 185px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwR6uySn7igEQl6EWwpra_MAwQ0roBB3PU3xO_qrYeYtTzdCQ6EkEcV78pwhjj_5-HlJRqU-Pi_P_R3rBjcFdp6jytvSAM-2ASHGxLQSZx-zzoLcNUiQPvorsnXtBWtAlnVh5Wo7-gHQI/s320/dolly2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684990064410220546" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">(2) And when she's a blonde, it's all lilacs and daisies. And a dash of lithium. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil8Fxwvq-wi8asvCwC5HG8WD66hD71hTcIU4UfxIib7W3B2BgN47fZIDN0lT5D7aErYYZgZK5eXcwlpfviSpK1qlDZ6Z6jnrKW2WGiU4x90R_L1QcV6sd1buEDQjuFEh14zXF-G0SHhO0/s1600/dolly3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil8Fxwvq-wi8asvCwC5HG8WD66hD71hTcIU4UfxIib7W3B2BgN47fZIDN0lT5D7aErYYZgZK5eXcwlpfviSpK1qlDZ6Z6jnrKW2WGiU4x90R_L1QcV6sd1buEDQjuFEh14zXF-G0SHhO0/s320/dolly3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684989962894278914" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I knew she was a brat before I even saw her tag. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYlumSBS30-Te16y553ogWGRgJ8GDlRb8nuslVi4ay8RhBHjOQrDXuqamVuDMAeAK865gSCtJ9XSO5h58Hs3cWrloOIYpAb-_smR6oXUEGTSQ4G3hZzhyBdyZGwc3341tdCAJxXJRmXgk/s1600/dolly4.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYlumSBS30-Te16y553ogWGRgJ8GDlRb8nuslVi4ay8RhBHjOQrDXuqamVuDMAeAK865gSCtJ9XSO5h58Hs3cWrloOIYpAb-_smR6oXUEGTSQ4G3hZzhyBdyZGwc3341tdCAJxXJRmXgk/s320/dolly4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684989901545079506" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">She keeps an eye on your while you are sleeping. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGVn3zTeJNGck2v6bsVYhfaWJF1n_qX032Lcr_Gl6F5YtS5D8c4StHvuTghxu3DOPUfbkHCQxLLdJH0-MG1maM17cM91DV-dC8QMQWo2PEjNc0GWTmunL_Ts7fLt3F8AvHWYJ3N-EZlzc/s1600/dolly5.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 246px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGVn3zTeJNGck2v6bsVYhfaWJF1n_qX032Lcr_Gl6F5YtS5D8c4StHvuTghxu3DOPUfbkHCQxLLdJH0-MG1maM17cM91DV-dC8QMQWo2PEjNc0GWTmunL_Ts7fLt3F8AvHWYJ3N-EZlzc/s320/dolly5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684989836067447458" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">They tend to be a bit judgmental during playtime.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimHNZq-kFUqyJZuH3vbpWUu8CN6oH9YSTUn2rjSkH6iy9b44LJjakrx0N1UNzIKGivyWt1veowXiKvz77J-4QikQWuCcE1Vc78R7VwcDS_7HvspWhn8KHtc5lh7avuOFzk6X5X7Qhsmew/s1600/dolly6.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimHNZq-kFUqyJZuH3vbpWUu8CN6oH9YSTUn2rjSkH6iy9b44LJjakrx0N1UNzIKGivyWt1veowXiKvz77J-4QikQWuCcE1Vc78R7VwcDS_7HvspWhn8KHtc5lh7avuOFzk6X5X7Qhsmew/s320/dolly6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684989779872501186" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">The most festive doll I have ever seen. She also makes a great Baby New Year. </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-39425187557948893502011-12-09T21:25:00.000-06:002011-12-10T03:31:45.318-06:00From Russia With Love<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwzqCWqF-vilVGNA8SFg-Z3DqW-X-74s37p2513wyVZvTKdq_InVbg9J4tdkHjHW303ckcDxesLk5EceeMfTH1SgV2CDD7lYhf1CNe4dRtyhyphenhyphenCcTGF0hRZBvRvHx0PHNVbni0_YbKmFEo/s1600/russia.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwzqCWqF-vilVGNA8SFg-Z3DqW-X-74s37p2513wyVZvTKdq_InVbg9J4tdkHjHW303ckcDxesLk5EceeMfTH1SgV2CDD7lYhf1CNe4dRtyhyphenhyphenCcTGF0hRZBvRvHx0PHNVbni0_YbKmFEo/s320/russia.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684428597420830946" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">For your Christmas music collection. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2HEWmCsdnkgKzN_NepUd3wXWaYZfpk23hoeTaXXCRSYxx5CONYZtbvoorSvPLMNErrJBvcCiSAnhBYG-0PdnNsjerHwgq2EZ6QH6SnjE7oDN8LxNpEESKKO08NBRQOSy7DITC57uWx5E/s1600/russia3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2HEWmCsdnkgKzN_NepUd3wXWaYZfpk23hoeTaXXCRSYxx5CONYZtbvoorSvPLMNErrJBvcCiSAnhBYG-0PdnNsjerHwgq2EZ6QH6SnjE7oDN8LxNpEESKKO08NBRQOSy7DITC57uWx5E/s320/russia3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684428497541038002" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Children, listen up. If a crocodilewolfsquid stops you and asks if you'd like to see his pet crayfish and listen to some records, walk away.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKzuyIfxUyjJ0bWTJuP4FkQNNkn2vGbgbox7Sgb2j-Mw604kvjcpbz9mz639_58hckNHA67KYtuwCBhCldUdbWFLzQJ7Bu0yr4tZNy0dIeJHwSPgsHj9hTq61Gg9Bleb11rtThP4_4zzY/s1600/russia4.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKzuyIfxUyjJ0bWTJuP4FkQNNkn2vGbgbox7Sgb2j-Mw604kvjcpbz9mz639_58hckNHA67KYtuwCBhCldUdbWFLzQJ7Bu0yr4tZNy0dIeJHwSPgsHj9hTq61Gg9Bleb11rtThP4_4zzY/s320/russia4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684428390154936066" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">A bashful fuzzy wuzzy ant. NOT a poo with eyes.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiee8Z9dB0C7_SZzFCz_XNp3DJAb7VTYpk_-59KMxhw3NcOZJHzsXLlskmL4sZt4gMYP9zxW1QYAmDKtIE1tRVVAIXF3mOkSZ1sYHtyQqr-to4iwqvOG71G4z5ZpzE0jzNm1wVF4vB4Lq0/s1600/russia5.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiee8Z9dB0C7_SZzFCz_XNp3DJAb7VTYpk_-59KMxhw3NcOZJHzsXLlskmL4sZt4gMYP9zxW1QYAmDKtIE1tRVVAIXF3mOkSZ1sYHtyQqr-to4iwqvOG71G4z5ZpzE0jzNm1wVF4vB4Lq0/s320/russia5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684428294607214562" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Merry Christmas. But tread carefully, Santa has a gun and a rocket.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVaaG_EQFdrwhRdqBWh3IkCpwCmoPiMWrRJ5Qy-V4SAwf3hVRo8-tzbSdnHS0URIJ1-6w7omN0S6YHXCh-trM0RaaZXtwla7y86maQEjidRObR42YzFg0v2BGqzraOvYY8E9URqaHKn1Q/s1600/russia6.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVaaG_EQFdrwhRdqBWh3IkCpwCmoPiMWrRJ5Qy-V4SAwf3hVRo8-tzbSdnHS0URIJ1-6w7omN0S6YHXCh-trM0RaaZXtwla7y86maQEjidRObR42YzFg0v2BGqzraOvYY8E9URqaHKn1Q/s320/russia6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684428203381128946" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Poor Santa got frostbite and tragically lost his nose after a failed attempt at Everest. Next year, Santa, next year. </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-90440477646817380402011-12-09T18:58:00.000-06:002011-12-09T19:16:17.573-06:00Christmas Candles<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEBjXXeS18iRhCohpXxRaPcs64BQBl6agzqDVyD-mT5AktnB7aKrpYgFBpXoFpFNf4qaVxejEYhtd1hKQNc4Q5NxnYO8RH3Pdkwc79wVnZVm5I7-i3bZwxpQzbSZ7vPwESv88oq4pmSY8/s1600/candles.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEBjXXeS18iRhCohpXxRaPcs64BQBl6agzqDVyD-mT5AktnB7aKrpYgFBpXoFpFNf4qaVxejEYhtd1hKQNc4Q5NxnYO8RH3Pdkwc79wVnZVm5I7-i3bZwxpQzbSZ7vPwESv88oq4pmSY8/s320/candles.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684298276920513778" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">To clarify, these are candles. Wouldn't they look lovely in the candle holder below? Festive.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjogO4jHHk0hqg4esL-z0mwDJFDGjCc-_IJzGmltogZ_NOtL0IO3UVndWnMN2smKnUts4IWhKv4RY9JnNVH5ml1ArmiKlIEVakkDpUGa2i4s903anWLTZZpIM8PEmHjmnH_oSJRmJijrtA/s1600/candles2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjogO4jHHk0hqg4esL-z0mwDJFDGjCc-_IJzGmltogZ_NOtL0IO3UVndWnMN2smKnUts4IWhKv4RY9JnNVH5ml1ArmiKlIEVakkDpUGa2i4s903anWLTZZpIM8PEmHjmnH_oSJRmJijrtA/s320/candles2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684298225443110786" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-20591613090966631592011-12-07T08:49:00.001-06:002011-12-07T08:57:20.380-06:00Clowns + Christmas = Cwazy: Part Deux<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAeOshiqKSc4AdHs7995hHA5qXczgFvIqOJvnfWyg8uV2_tzcwHuemPhtPAhyYzV2PEM61oGNiyFlYz7myOYWDJL-aQ1_pULeR9nbyud1X2f5_esNZen44KXGa6P1t38m9fnqxszMDmYs/s1600/cwazy.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAeOshiqKSc4AdHs7995hHA5qXczgFvIqOJvnfWyg8uV2_tzcwHuemPhtPAhyYzV2PEM61oGNiyFlYz7myOYWDJL-aQ1_pULeR9nbyud1X2f5_esNZen44KXGa6P1t38m9fnqxszMDmYs/s320/cwazy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683399990227358130" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Clowns with jazz hands.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKM4d7DhQIuptp2zqOojG0ml72_JdJDSl-D_NUVw5RhaEwIEKOUFhr6xTr_lx2e76oF1R3THFqaw_vr40kXq1QflFAOh96v_QGg0h6eQUuAysPstF6zrSqzmo_rFxzlIFVx3M-ViuTAdc/s1600/cwazy12.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 241px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKM4d7DhQIuptp2zqOojG0ml72_JdJDSl-D_NUVw5RhaEwIEKOUFhr6xTr_lx2e76oF1R3THFqaw_vr40kXq1QflFAOh96v_QGg0h6eQUuAysPstF6zrSqzmo_rFxzlIFVx3M-ViuTAdc/s320/cwazy12.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683399924914721522" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Clowns with flat hands.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8kcr63nlMMDrC_8Rg7Zib8M5DLj6DPuAbo5JcoJlL7qOcQwkm2NreZ4cAzUSI2IZYzYrr2r-N4ahAYIwES1yINqOQotVa6YEg1o9pcJ-iAKQyDaHfEp6_uCN-5f_Y0PZi6d3cKNiTmUA/s1600/cwazy2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8kcr63nlMMDrC_8Rg7Zib8M5DLj6DPuAbo5JcoJlL7qOcQwkm2NreZ4cAzUSI2IZYzYrr2r-N4ahAYIwES1yINqOQotVa6YEg1o9pcJ-iAKQyDaHfEp6_uCN-5f_Y0PZi6d3cKNiTmUA/s320/cwazy2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683399855207835042" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Clowns with no hands.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrzhpadbk4Kv20-zZxFDv7FboLJd9z8FEwMVn-T36X5i5O-y_jYPiv8Q3xuzyXSGrsgqXNqbBqZB6SoV9oX4HVgrOxNZZ4fiPVh0Trd7gf64jP5aWn6jtG_hJyBdKMf3zp17HZQNvbkd0/s1600/cwazy3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrzhpadbk4Kv20-zZxFDv7FboLJd9z8FEwMVn-T36X5i5O-y_jYPiv8Q3xuzyXSGrsgqXNqbBqZB6SoV9oX4HVgrOxNZZ4fiPVh0Trd7gf64jP5aWn6jtG_hJyBdKMf3zp17HZQNvbkd0/s320/cwazy3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683399762259651426" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Creepy clowns.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzWXefPeQ2VPSAIlOImCzSUj0iQOrXlQd8uuWthUB61gxnWdrUw4vpVFciVcD-_XFrZQLMh0PlXvf1Ac-BS3mK2LLlKDMzhXeKFh27RpPnNmSdNBtWSJ0Mtl5WhgXz6MBV3cyRMgU1hOg/s1600/cwazy4.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzWXefPeQ2VPSAIlOImCzSUj0iQOrXlQd8uuWthUB61gxnWdrUw4vpVFciVcD-_XFrZQLMh0PlXvf1Ac-BS3mK2LLlKDMzhXeKFh27RpPnNmSdNBtWSJ0Mtl5WhgXz6MBV3cyRMgU1hOg/s320/cwazy4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683399659138396594" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Leaping Clowns.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3jTf8clwpNjt9WK9j6XToumXgv58P05CRtNJfUDZm6b-sfmpNaTGGK3PbyDZgRfdFRpUFzGfM-V2z0ZLQj1fgtDf_hvqtdY1DRaWJQeeaIZh6WPw9C_CgSIxQ1LnA4OwgHEFRPUM0sjQ/s1600/cwazy5.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3jTf8clwpNjt9WK9j6XToumXgv58P05CRtNJfUDZm6b-sfmpNaTGGK3PbyDZgRfdFRpUFzGfM-V2z0ZLQj1fgtDf_hvqtdY1DRaWJQeeaIZh6WPw9C_CgSIxQ1LnA4OwgHEFRPUM0sjQ/s320/cwazy5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683399536112752146" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Weepy clowns.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP2L2MdV3KnUYgFZSwglQxF_dg0faueHCqHdGAjPS-b_rn7gOz1XO4SXK5uIDEqw-8tBOFUcn7lBa8yaGn6L89Fz7GAB_kJhZgvnNEPGFlw1iyJrVSBww24B8zThqhuCBNaH-kt6hShiw/s1600/cwazy6.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP2L2MdV3KnUYgFZSwglQxF_dg0faueHCqHdGAjPS-b_rn7gOz1XO4SXK5uIDEqw-8tBOFUcn7lBa8yaGn6L89Fz7GAB_kJhZgvnNEPGFlw1iyJrVSBww24B8zThqhuCBNaH-kt6hShiw/s320/cwazy6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683399460886026706" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Taking a trip on mushrooms clowns.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-13175283392894893992011-12-06T18:00:00.001-06:002011-12-06T18:38:37.970-06:00Clowns + Christmas = Cwazy!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-5SZQVtYHSJGYvjGuwEcsf6tWACmM6gD5TVJ8j7xGTGOtBUm9-6z0nK9GwgFzV4K6660AqUqHaKB3tHYPlTX2g0WtRZn2QkzorT4O8NIHOulURwGSGEg3XwB60tXpGhNDXRhACRtd0_E/s1600/christmasclownetsy.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-5SZQVtYHSJGYvjGuwEcsf6tWACmM6gD5TVJ8j7xGTGOtBUm9-6z0nK9GwgFzV4K6660AqUqHaKB3tHYPlTX2g0WtRZn2QkzorT4O8NIHOulURwGSGEg3XwB60tXpGhNDXRhACRtd0_E/s320/christmasclownetsy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683171163437655058" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I don't understand this on any level. Sad clown. Golden goose donning a red bow. What am I supposed to learn from this? Please, someone, help me out here.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2_YhWcbW13_t2H993cQ1JAQ3FiXnnBrpxynSCiEQH7F75hYirLLStYsHBVVY5B-492OzFYmx2ZiQtbvGFpntaEJvePmDg8JqKCv2fTV02KWu81a07cF1yjfRJcGgp5hFZX3LtbpI8xZM/s1600/christmasclownetsy2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 314px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2_YhWcbW13_t2H993cQ1JAQ3FiXnnBrpxynSCiEQH7F75hYirLLStYsHBVVY5B-492OzFYmx2ZiQtbvGFpntaEJvePmDg8JqKCv2fTV02KWu81a07cF1yjfRJcGgp5hFZX3LtbpI8xZM/s320/christmasclownetsy2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683171076663721986" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Nobody panic; a call has already been placed to the ASPCA. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHVhcYAmBKC4RHitOAd5YJU2HFSXgf4zoliT3A0_R7X6wdInPQE0Vwq38XT1DHetKQPDKny83vD2-h3mjKxk9WmrdDaFg_ALekuirwYT0EGQ2vwGkcikqfDmKmwDqXTv2dftUxqrNbpwU/s1600/christmasclownetsy3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHVhcYAmBKC4RHitOAd5YJU2HFSXgf4zoliT3A0_R7X6wdInPQE0Vwq38XT1DHetKQPDKny83vD2-h3mjKxk9WmrdDaFg_ALekuirwYT0EGQ2vwGkcikqfDmKmwDqXTv2dftUxqrNbpwU/s320/christmasclownetsy3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683170981552628930" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Hobo-Clown wandered so far that he ended up at the North Pole. After hours of listening to Oh Christmas Tree and Jingle Bells played harmonica-style, Santa posed for this glamour shot to pacify Hobo-Clown and then sent Hobo-Clown on his way. </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-13179158807970265982011-12-05T08:47:00.001-06:002011-12-05T08:58:47.695-06:00For Her<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk89oxncTy2uapBhyrCtXcgNxgdmmYF7EmEfrDaZz5a6FYu7ZNcjZOBxf7XP-2So2yFFnSW22cAA2LiDkjuQmHX73DMjGRPz8KHAiD8OyLZOeS6ueKRjCQ0tNWhnMTFo66bNopjiJ2dcU/s1600/forthelady5.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk89oxncTy2uapBhyrCtXcgNxgdmmYF7EmEfrDaZz5a6FYu7ZNcjZOBxf7XP-2So2yFFnSW22cAA2LiDkjuQmHX73DMjGRPz8KHAiD8OyLZOeS6ueKRjCQ0tNWhnMTFo66bNopjiJ2dcU/s320/forthelady5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5682658842249343890" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><u><br /></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Christmas sweatshirt embellished with jingle bells? Check. Santa hat? Check. High-waisted, tapered, acid washed jeans? Check. Check. Check.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEEREWnS35UEUQ-zQmd4meJpDieKYemVlZjvxBgN9ujP4a-Fi07wXUKndhjvu7POrVhLX1I-H-LYFxSFMJaQrJkx2545J2bFLpF_hbyagpvbUGswfAkIJWuMS_K4DMHuM6q7Q1EKTnh_g/s1600/forthelday4.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEEREWnS35UEUQ-zQmd4meJpDieKYemVlZjvxBgN9ujP4a-Fi07wXUKndhjvu7POrVhLX1I-H-LYFxSFMJaQrJkx2545J2bFLpF_hbyagpvbUGswfAkIJWuMS_K4DMHuM6q7Q1EKTnh_g/s320/forthelday4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5682656801214480226" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">FYI, you may want to add a teeny diaper for the elf. He really has to go and I don't know about you, but elf pee + fresh blow-out just don't mix.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoR2UUxlHzMTDjSx0T1aYaIugNJY2s5JDRcwViI7E_JOnVYsTK-TugdqtOmecKlUu7z_pFIDe3ZTU4rltGoMPUYfj-hKrsSVNhLi98NKOYl26XbaMKjxbBiKjPEQUDjyFa5X5lZv4KZd0/s1600/forthelady10.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoR2UUxlHzMTDjSx0T1aYaIugNJY2s5JDRcwViI7E_JOnVYsTK-TugdqtOmecKlUu7z_pFIDe3ZTU4rltGoMPUYfj-hKrsSVNhLi98NKOYl26XbaMKjxbBiKjPEQUDjyFa5X5lZv4KZd0/s320/forthelady10.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5682656686056546370" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">When you are the "plus one" for a holiday party, this is a logical, festive go-to ensemble. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9vHYXkObv3Qe11WlrhZ8xgj6tWHo-csceOdnqurnE9NvdF1c00rWIr3jYJMbrTqbMOoCDV-Hcms2JeTu8d05ZplPFEG59w5v7Y6RLEI0OYv6vDP6wmda-zJLCPQxqQCDOrxg4LeKvEKg/s1600/forthelday2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 184px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9vHYXkObv3Qe11WlrhZ8xgj6tWHo-csceOdnqurnE9NvdF1c00rWIr3jYJMbrTqbMOoCDV-Hcms2JeTu8d05ZplPFEG59w5v7Y6RLEI0OYv6vDP6wmda-zJLCPQxqQCDOrxg4LeKvEKg/s320/forthelday2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5682656606732139874" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Don't forget the shoes!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><u><br /></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-73964713442269645082011-11-30T08:46:00.000-06:002011-11-30T08:57:47.356-06:00Elves!<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7Touosv-6cyPBNZEA2Ny5xLUwybNAo0WK3apfRfmc-31TKaBii1UfDr42PX3zw3v7Lb_Flsxi8Q61joFAj8ImHwDjiRL29VC68XnY7yYwL6gRuzmFcSACto_RVLtBO-lPw5PFJJuH5I4/s1600/elf8.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 243px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7Touosv-6cyPBNZEA2Ny5xLUwybNAo0WK3apfRfmc-31TKaBii1UfDr42PX3zw3v7Lb_Flsxi8Q61joFAj8ImHwDjiRL29VC68XnY7yYwL6gRuzmFcSACto_RVLtBO-lPw5PFJJuH5I4/s320/elf8.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680801974522194386" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">These elves are very cute. And in need of a potty.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi0iGBJlQJU2zPLHF8X6HA_QAPIieGhIO9fQwsrZecZ7oH7AKGjz6yF5T20XcWI9-qH7Ku4fH3mNY4fQEdbSHjm6VIGne0BqZp6tmiKrkYOoqrh6FkjJov1d8tTc4N0Mb60lTmKMEOJrY/s1600/elf6.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi0iGBJlQJU2zPLHF8X6HA_QAPIieGhIO9fQwsrZecZ7oH7AKGjz6yF5T20XcWI9-qH7Ku4fH3mNY4fQEdbSHjm6VIGne0BqZp6tmiKrkYOoqrh6FkjJov1d8tTc4N0Mb60lTmKMEOJrY/s320/elf6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680801908458440770" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLIaeXakwdnWIYkzlhkOK4v_OTPMvozTd1SE5r0hIeTOSkgXL_aBt8r4soKlUVp0iSzWAZa3J-fqkkvsDFtIljsKhRe-KIZmnYKwbyKaDZfTz_mOQTP0YLEBqBMvYkSHtPvZY8D5gbuMs/s1600/elf5.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLIaeXakwdnWIYkzlhkOK4v_OTPMvozTd1SE5r0hIeTOSkgXL_aBt8r4soKlUVp0iSzWAZa3J-fqkkvsDFtIljsKhRe-KIZmnYKwbyKaDZfTz_mOQTP0YLEBqBMvYkSHtPvZY8D5gbuMs/s320/elf5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680801835716101746" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0rzkrpePM-q9Si8bJxvYHZGpX098aWZr86-QkhWJJfIgsyxUFutusRbGYED9lFQHeUgynXAXT0yxlGXypzttr4Caifp5HGWF4uAKu3VaFmAH2RmhCS-IXbRMB5ArVclJdpETh4i2LVY0/s1600/elf4.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0rzkrpePM-q9Si8bJxvYHZGpX098aWZr86-QkhWJJfIgsyxUFutusRbGYED9lFQHeUgynXAXT0yxlGXypzttr4Caifp5HGWF4uAKu3VaFmAH2RmhCS-IXbRMB5ArVclJdpETh4i2LVY0/s320/elf4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680801730541732834" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-62roOZTfTIBoo1oVQMYfqZQoVSCzMJqBunCTzAveaWLw4hqWUXAIuWAttcC20fHTZCk9p1uHyoYLdBHUQoDEG9as9RRpFbh6yoOwIynL7Az7FB6mmt2zDcoAPF9yhqCapXm2awNx20k/s1600/elf3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-62roOZTfTIBoo1oVQMYfqZQoVSCzMJqBunCTzAveaWLw4hqWUXAIuWAttcC20fHTZCk9p1uHyoYLdBHUQoDEG9as9RRpFbh6yoOwIynL7Az7FB6mmt2zDcoAPF9yhqCapXm2awNx20k/s320/elf3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680801665208372306" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><u><br /></u></span></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiBMgnscdSxfZ7YsPoKcP5lA9kDHNalyGBOWrUN5T3PjUOXcoItmL8wVyAJPCZhIwI-bvXPHN9jM3yMx16MhV5zkD5rdlfWP0LpO3obFviZKsfG4PZOJrIUuyiniBsAuIoghcOv9olfd4/s1600/elf.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiBMgnscdSxfZ7YsPoKcP5lA9kDHNalyGBOWrUN5T3PjUOXcoItmL8wVyAJPCZhIwI-bvXPHN9jM3yMx16MhV5zkD5rdlfWP0LpO3obFviZKsfG4PZOJrIUuyiniBsAuIoghcOv9olfd4/s320/elf.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680801521416495554" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Even devil elves have to tinkle. </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-55738354895177874572011-11-29T09:55:00.000-06:002011-11-30T09:15:26.120-06:00Hark the Herald Angels Sing: Part Dos<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilZL_A6TWcVbxUVHZIl9x-5KYs2-vXiUV0o1Ua21eLcF_NlSmRxQso5MNYpPPYme3Yum1pQn3_dNWCqIL2OdB6nq4JpvkKJXYShNXcCCJSGWKINMGIass-QdxhG2pAzKC_tuUL06b2km4/s1600/caroling.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilZL_A6TWcVbxUVHZIl9x-5KYs2-vXiUV0o1Ua21eLcF_NlSmRxQso5MNYpPPYme3Yum1pQn3_dNWCqIL2OdB6nq4JpvkKJXYShNXcCCJSGWKINMGIass-QdxhG2pAzKC_tuUL06b2km4/s320/caroling.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680447839199253106" /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></a><div style="text-align: center;">Three headed caroler.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZCXEWwPItoAeeNb2YNDnDg9TRo7UL-VMuiEmD-VbPbDmswV-RBlQYlo2l8uQds9B2qpPBVY5iIMmrTH9RcZi97TUHetlJaijmvLNgvEXS52z2Gc79OdmXwRHmMo4BL1HXjwD2R-_me-I/s1600/caroling2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZCXEWwPItoAeeNb2YNDnDg9TRo7UL-VMuiEmD-VbPbDmswV-RBlQYlo2l8uQds9B2qpPBVY5iIMmrTH9RcZi97TUHetlJaijmvLNgvEXS52z2Gc79OdmXwRHmMo4BL1HXjwD2R-_me-I/s320/caroling2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680447763981995746" /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><u><br /></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center;">If Steven Tyler was a child-monk-caroler.</div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhviyqlg-I6w6d1N-ki_Buk5N-LIphJUgQSyaxF7lI-29r76c9YTtHPBvrGfitHpXcanod6gGrw5X1Ke2CGBGqQJCJW0ZwWc3d3HEbT-SEeSmdOfEzCTFjYDxfUBztI_m0CzJEIzBnf068/s1600/caroling4.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhviyqlg-I6w6d1N-ki_Buk5N-LIphJUgQSyaxF7lI-29r76c9YTtHPBvrGfitHpXcanod6gGrw5X1Ke2CGBGqQJCJW0ZwWc3d3HEbT-SEeSmdOfEzCTFjYDxfUBztI_m0CzJEIzBnf068/s320/caroling4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680447609820216738" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZCXEWwPItoAeeNb2YNDnDg9TRo7UL-VMuiEmD-VbPbDmswV-RBlQYlo2l8uQds9B2qpPBVY5iIMmrTH9RcZi97TUHetlJaijmvLNgvEXS52z2Gc79OdmXwRHmMo4BL1HXjwD2R-_me-I/s1600/caroling2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilZL_A6TWcVbxUVHZIl9x-5KYs2-vXiUV0o1Ua21eLcF_NlSmRxQso5MNYpPPYme3Yum1pQn3_dNWCqIL2OdB6nq4JpvkKJXYShNXcCCJSGWKINMGIass-QdxhG2pAzKC_tuUL06b2km4/s1600/caroling.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYcZSf3ahuTTaMLp88ihE33IG6mxwlROiU31lhHxU4kf9BzOT1g_9AjudhST7a8PsQI-gs3GcO-O0oIbshziRxjfJVusdCBWrj1-tOcPs6H47uQLQbnnLvY5ZxpCIxp98HkUTqCDY34WQ/s320/caroling5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680449439060383586" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px; " /></a><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></div><div style="text-align: center;">Oh. My. Heck. Eggs whose innards have been removed to make way for a quartet of lively songbirds. At least I think they are supposed to be singing.</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-17762491808992285472011-11-28T09:24:00.000-06:002011-11-28T09:31:02.135-06:00Real Men Wear Christmas Sweaters<div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Sometimes, there are no words. This is that time. Except I do have one: awesome.</div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtIKvpZKo2TJecM8F4iGAay4yJbTB93_7s9FjOPa450yGwxKFEK35ATF4ctKjZOiJUFvZep4x-PJHEZ5JfdiIvCwBr3uTtYzTbsNEdjzlm1g5cckPfGSyc9mW7z0s7mR_cX2ZOPD6qYt4/s1600/fdd8.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtIKvpZKo2TJecM8F4iGAay4yJbTB93_7s9FjOPa450yGwxKFEK35ATF4ctKjZOiJUFvZep4x-PJHEZ5JfdiIvCwBr3uTtYzTbsNEdjzlm1g5cckPfGSyc9mW7z0s7mR_cX2ZOPD6qYt4/s320/fdd8.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680069117143235954" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjb6GpEMPFVRunBPwfoPzIX6HGfSzMEzysOpChPaWf-boiIIx-n6m44qchmaEzXAoug5Kfx7NGidDJbl_nEAOEcqjrvcFZKqY9W0wvJ_KshOj6GiPWWe2Hi76fPiGm1eR0NjWK6TurXqeo/s1600/fdd3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 195px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjb6GpEMPFVRunBPwfoPzIX6HGfSzMEzysOpChPaWf-boiIIx-n6m44qchmaEzXAoug5Kfx7NGidDJbl_nEAOEcqjrvcFZKqY9W0wvJ_KshOj6GiPWWe2Hi76fPiGm1eR0NjWK6TurXqeo/s320/fdd3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680068295972022466" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjb6GpEMPFVRunBPwfoPzIX6HGfSzMEzysOpChPaWf-boiIIx-n6m44qchmaEzXAoug5Kfx7NGidDJbl_nEAOEcqjrvcFZKqY9W0wvJ_KshOj6GiPWWe2Hi76fPiGm1eR0NjWK6TurXqeo/s1600/fdd3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjb6GpEMPFVRunBPwfoPzIX6HGfSzMEzysOpChPaWf-boiIIx-n6m44qchmaEzXAoug5Kfx7NGidDJbl_nEAOEcqjrvcFZKqY9W0wvJ_KshOj6GiPWWe2Hi76fPiGm1eR0NjWK6TurXqeo/s1600/fdd3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMxGjIWhoNIHovInleQmjVFTzdT9e_gXYVi6iCImezuJybCmYaAxMbBFDb3q3XL-yJWALQOvh7Wv9NgSmzO4YQ3UUtvXHVkgWk-DELXk9tClbyjgWNniFNYg8jHejBEFuVljhLRcrL3uE/s320/fdd6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680068047020132130" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; "><br /></div><div><div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyOdEZ4VbHy7MtoWLHIFw5jxsLs-Xey6l79N9oLVBDTnESr42XPk9QiIP_tMa6STHPNg4AySuuedTM10MmrvJTWrSNyNJhaVWxArIMyObCyQGyhbv4byb2bY5-s8Zr5pUtcWvkyWVhrcU/s1600/fdd2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyOdEZ4VbHy7MtoWLHIFw5jxsLs-Xey6l79N9oLVBDTnESr42XPk9QiIP_tMa6STHPNg4AySuuedTM10MmrvJTWrSNyNJhaVWxArIMyObCyQGyhbv4byb2bY5-s8Zr5pUtcWvkyWVhrcU/s320/fdd2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680068193800483266" /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><u><br /></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-85943697019066915042011-11-21T09:22:00.000-06:002011-11-21T09:39:53.925-06:00CATS and Cat Ladies<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR7xnBWWDOzPBQ0dQQy3FQX6_0aX4mXKeWndJp1eA1vRcN25gAnY1eHUJ4CHlwKIAzZ_iuRYir9eW6gklQ-l7qUUMUxDGSYsTPbm6gYXqNjVRuur9uVr_ElcHj1FnkwRKTSgQnMHL9pCM/s1600/cathairfirst.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR7xnBWWDOzPBQ0dQQy3FQX6_0aX4mXKeWndJp1eA1vRcN25gAnY1eHUJ4CHlwKIAzZ_iuRYir9eW6gklQ-l7qUUMUxDGSYsTPbm6gYXqNjVRuur9uVr_ElcHj1FnkwRKTSgQnMHL9pCM/s320/cathairfirst.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677470835901194658" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Son: I don't get this. Do the cats love themselves? Are they narcissists? Who would wear these?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Me: They could be narcissists. But I think they are for cat ladies. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Son: Right.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7575CQcwtPfLkFcKpWmJ5xvCW7yZuS2subCPe9hdruE7RLJwNum-RDc5eCcz2gWwkBjG2UApW4-J8uYKAggc26eRQQhhT7kJLlRknWyY_QCNS5ypFdOYh4XS_LGKM0aUtErqIGDRSFWM/s1600/cathair2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 221px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7575CQcwtPfLkFcKpWmJ5xvCW7yZuS2subCPe9hdruE7RLJwNum-RDc5eCcz2gWwkBjG2UApW4-J8uYKAggc26eRQQhhT7kJLlRknWyY_QCNS5ypFdOYh4XS_LGKM0aUtErqIGDRSFWM/s320/cathair2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677470391328402162" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Meow.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGG9_oeMsu7xsjkF-mtRG-6-CUL23lVs16o9HwOe32z9gPSuVxbRFUFn9K4vAVPxhOWvCcVZmJy-xDuYF3Ps4gPLv3Gb77ObL5SShZNFh_stQQMjyLgmGhF5xyYGzZZ0M2NF65fz4B5gw/s1600/cathair.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGG9_oeMsu7xsjkF-mtRG-6-CUL23lVs16o9HwOe32z9gPSuVxbRFUFn9K4vAVPxhOWvCcVZmJy-xDuYF3Ps4gPLv3Gb77ObL5SShZNFh_stQQMjyLgmGhF5xyYGzZZ0M2NF65fz4B5gw/s320/cathair.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677470232828028130" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I'm pretty sure this cat is giving me the finger.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-69268834706353960402011-11-20T17:20:00.000-06:002011-11-29T17:59:22.445-06:00Hark the Herald Angels Sing<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCVvV0vw8cnkVH0X4BVG3d45iSlq_hY1K5Z0XY14bJqR197EfkDiuvLhMjeVFnv_Mo0ej6UhiQj8Vi6p8HG2KqzatFJFwtoJxD1oqs3HmiGQ48IuiftnjKg6GO_T804ucW3U0fWxI0oIw/s1600/carollers.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCVvV0vw8cnkVH0X4BVG3d45iSlq_hY1K5Z0XY14bJqR197EfkDiuvLhMjeVFnv_Mo0ej6UhiQj8Vi6p8HG2KqzatFJFwtoJxD1oqs3HmiGQ48IuiftnjKg6GO_T804ucW3U0fWxI0oIw/s320/carollers.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677222258129890354" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Oh, how I love his crazy eye!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYoJJvu3lVKZcLBvcoZYc66VAg0d_7CykFoiedJLnTY3RJUvWczaGzBFqHrOnwy_B-k9-QqFgN8EP3x-1cYJPjncDMJ3HWvxjk6W3ZSpFRn1TvLyaPSYu6xGszmvj4eGLwtKXfX7MdjSw/s1600/carollers2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYoJJvu3lVKZcLBvcoZYc66VAg0d_7CykFoiedJLnTY3RJUvWczaGzBFqHrOnwy_B-k9-QqFgN8EP3x-1cYJPjncDMJ3HWvxjk6W3ZSpFRn1TvLyaPSYu6xGszmvj4eGLwtKXfX7MdjSw/s320/carollers2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677222197645000466" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This could also work well as a Halloween decoration.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSpAnbw9t91zJ0EzSWCnrKUx2VoPylRgM9OBpHzFzr27TVHOSOCMJdGnU32f8j8XAEZszY-cLaUt5oLL1NW9JmIWdmuze6NGqxXseLhsqMNeMZwICkDzUiV0gZ5seHY0YLlD7XIcizN_k/s1600/carolers3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 307px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSpAnbw9t91zJ0EzSWCnrKUx2VoPylRgM9OBpHzFzr27TVHOSOCMJdGnU32f8j8XAEZszY-cLaUt5oLL1NW9JmIWdmuze6NGqxXseLhsqMNeMZwICkDzUiV0gZ5seHY0YLlD7XIcizN_k/s320/carolers3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677222130662714914" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Apparently these are actually toothpick holders, but shove a tiny music stand in front of this duo and you've got two extremely enthusiastic carolers. I love them even more than crazy eyes.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-60552637962009075912011-11-18T10:35:00.000-06:002011-12-11T17:00:10.362-06:00For the Carpenter<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPhNDYWVSvZ4oYDaMYeBv2hHWxV2U7JCc4lp962zyLTJWZAaaDORFIWHxop4gFJjZ5VKkiY_p58__xoLEslzxyVpoJsGIJslD20ojw4Q9NN0GSxM8UbLGIM9B8NS7UMYoV0st6CyYvI4c/s1600/elfwithsaw.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPhNDYWVSvZ4oYDaMYeBv2hHWxV2U7JCc4lp962zyLTJWZAaaDORFIWHxop4gFJjZ5VKkiY_p58__xoLEslzxyVpoJsGIJslD20ojw4Q9NN0GSxM8UbLGIM9B8NS7UMYoV0st6CyYvI4c/s320/elfwithsaw.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5676375518311904434" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Not recommended for children. No, it's now the saw; it's made of bendable plastic. Look closely into the elf's eyes. Nightmares are made of this. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">And, as a side note, I am concerned that this elf may have somehow been involved with yesterday's post.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-24453077452694495472011-11-17T08:54:00.001-06:002011-11-18T07:20:37.320-06:00On the First Day of Christmas<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3_PIAM1-Ak5kvLB3KYM6gF6kEo5azsmdh2yAwVJRQ_VPrrj1kxOtD2fr3mT_f8bJE6sMd6bJhDLplq5HlqoVKN5tZF2PfMWgpRCWu_4ODqARScrdcJcPOKHiJas-lPKFwpYVSnLKKzoU/s1600/firstdayofchristmas.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3_PIAM1-Ak5kvLB3KYM6gF6kEo5azsmdh2yAwVJRQ_VPrrj1kxOtD2fr3mT_f8bJE6sMd6bJhDLplq5HlqoVKN5tZF2PfMWgpRCWu_4ODqARScrdcJcPOKHiJas-lPKFwpYVSnLKKzoU/s320/firstdayofchristmas.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5675981914703288898" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...</div><div style="text-align: center;">pear earrings sans partridge; and not so much looking like pears. More like, you know, a pair.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-48810789322050297082011-11-15T08:14:00.000-06:002011-11-15T09:29:58.195-06:00For the Home<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizis8nqO6qt3UKCN7RNd1zNNfhpoX5eTc67ULxdC9GLfff8HZmRq3TED6dWFmaSvlB4jfXjdlbcNK10_LkvxASxDhJeUD8H_4WjR-l4J3C2kqth6l2Q3CvXisLvQeIAgB6C6ycatbCS3A/s1600/thebeginning.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizis8nqO6qt3UKCN7RNd1zNNfhpoX5eTc67ULxdC9GLfff8HZmRq3TED6dWFmaSvlB4jfXjdlbcNK10_LkvxASxDhJeUD8H_4WjR-l4J3C2kqth6l2Q3CvXisLvQeIAgB6C6ycatbCS3A/s320/thebeginning.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5675229842760176978" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Daughter: Mommy, it looks like Christmas threw up all over that wreath.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Me: Yes, Daughter, yes it does.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Son: Is that a Chicken McNugget, wearing a....a Nutcracker hat?</div><div style="text-align: center;">Me: Yes, Son, yes it is.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-10031422476098538522011-11-14T09:11:00.001-06:002011-11-14T09:13:08.652-06:00Token of Affection<div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgq-efGT8VC9DXCf_yjs9HQntvQ7XzoGYMHRFcuz8svajBr2Pr1VaJRSc66Zn-3iO1by7DEbIanV9vbP6tWo0FOgIoF7oF29h6knQQTSFiMPALGZDm92hHt8Tq7mofp-GYLjS-ELewn6zE/s1600/santasfavorite.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgq-efGT8VC9DXCf_yjs9HQntvQ7XzoGYMHRFcuz8svajBr2Pr1VaJRSc66Zn-3iO1by7DEbIanV9vbP6tWo0FOgIoF7oF29h6knQQTSFiMPALGZDm92hHt8Tq7mofp-GYLjS-ELewn6zE/s320/santasfavorite.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674869436892156210" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Not your average Medal of Honor. Who knew that Santa had sister wives?</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-15253522013391311582011-11-13T07:22:00.000-06:002011-11-13T07:52:30.936-06:00Something Soft and Cuddly<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmpiBoTyOS6aXAZFpbLextP5mL-9kdC-ixYrv8UNGpgn8HLKdfQ_gaGz3CrpPIfAiEYmQZb559doU-f8DHQV1Y_XAJ8z-xeXWMeh-U7REyh_VBWxi31BpzfGxUbDeYsssZE7s7MTISxck/s1600/hoboooo2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmpiBoTyOS6aXAZFpbLextP5mL-9kdC-ixYrv8UNGpgn8HLKdfQ_gaGz3CrpPIfAiEYmQZb559doU-f8DHQV1Y_XAJ8z-xeXWMeh-U7REyh_VBWxi31BpzfGxUbDeYsssZE7s7MTISxck/s320/hoboooo2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674471304190017858" /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf0bZIs7DF0yjPRvU9JfJYFyc_Wdxm5yZuAshAb3-5lBBbW1jXGRPOzaRdv-mbxoBAXhyphenhyphen2tcRP7-U-__bp-GKdZwlEFu7XrhLAyeOVY-wDJRvCu9qFBQjSr-nc_1ZcGIk1OA7sxSTczig/s320/hoboooo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674471134504735426" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">While I am unclear what exactly this is, I can tell you its genealogy: his father was a hobo who lived in rural Tennessee and whose grandfather came from prime Sasquatch lineage. His mother was part abominable snowman, hailing from the vast and glorious Himalayan mountains. Below is his paternal cousin, descendant of Pappy, Bozo's disparaged understudy. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidv3O1B8r3Gm1qw6_-MxbeLq-Pyw0H6LDVRo21yXQEinQxEOBPFuNZtsZhTwNKG75ciZgiMQM59ZHqT5GecQuaSKK9XXAabsoiQMpADZZWoztdMSeAzyiFQlSK7S5xkwUOj-chZzDr-Z4/s1600/hobo3.jpg%253D450" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 220px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidv3O1B8r3Gm1qw6_-MxbeLq-Pyw0H6LDVRo21yXQEinQxEOBPFuNZtsZhTwNKG75ciZgiMQM59ZHqT5GecQuaSKK9XXAabsoiQMpADZZWoztdMSeAzyiFQlSK7S5xkwUOj-chZzDr-Z4/s320/hobo3.jpg%253D450" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674470693367393954" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><u><br /></u></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7077255200214383647.post-53887726816875716312011-11-12T09:52:00.000-06:002011-11-12T13:10:46.223-06:00Trim the Tree<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhekHvNfkbq4WHj7qgbTlfsizpfWAZaRy8fFYjXK8EX2t7NXCu2uKs55r4INwhaDVIkvqzOxUohr0du8pj036x0hUC2cdxrws4kjLBE3ekpGJNtJeW3752R46CShIk7myTwz8F3lhluw1o/s1600/trimthetree6.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 272px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhekHvNfkbq4WHj7qgbTlfsizpfWAZaRy8fFYjXK8EX2t7NXCu2uKs55r4INwhaDVIkvqzOxUohr0du8pj036x0hUC2cdxrws4kjLBE3ekpGJNtJeW3752R46CShIk7myTwz8F3lhluw1o/s320/trimthetree6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674141972328886946" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Deck the Halls with a trio of immobilized elf-head candy canes stapled to a fence. They have their collective eyes on you. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhogOi_UUXvlAOlKSQ4kImT5_zzMEClUBLzwEt_CLtcXxbgMCZ7vhYVtWCnol79k5k1mY2_Z-YwqI9Jw8PBn-svK90PfbuiUeuUCFOGAbJoAASFAAU55F8bws5XEirpc5X2VLkn1elvWiE/s1600/trimthetree5.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 289px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhogOi_UUXvlAOlKSQ4kImT5_zzMEClUBLzwEt_CLtcXxbgMCZ7vhYVtWCnol79k5k1mY2_Z-YwqI9Jw8PBn-svK90PfbuiUeuUCFOGAbJoAASFAAU55F8bws5XEirpc5X2VLkn1elvWiE/s320/trimthetree5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674141699195780754" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">If Cindy Lauper was a Christmas angel and had a twin sister.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEIhDQW6LOWd5TbWe5RR3BN2c5PDBplvqYQgo5f6QdQghB872KMX_5xkQLwk4M7TLgXFglpaXeo5-zKGzUBEJB8quxeWwMqf5Z0yyJytjdZrUbfamXFni1o6I4so5yUkzyOIrdGQgrXn0/s1600/trimthetree2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEIhDQW6LOWd5TbWe5RR3BN2c5PDBplvqYQgo5f6QdQghB872KMX_5xkQLwk4M7TLgXFglpaXeo5-zKGzUBEJB8quxeWwMqf5Z0yyJytjdZrUbfamXFni1o6I4so5yUkzyOIrdGQgrXn0/s320/trimthetree2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674139045015873522" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">There is nothing strange about this ornament. Not at all. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0